February 2013
all-four-cheekbones:
doorlord5ever:
all-four-cheekbones:
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
You mean his aracnobatics?
You win best response.
January 2013
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
On the treadmill
Me: runnin like a fuckin pro athlete
Me: so ready for this 10k
Me: come. at. me. motherfuckers.
Me: sweatin like a pig, lookin like a fox
Me: ahhhh yeeeeee
Me: better stop. Cant injure my beastly bod
Machine: ran .5 miles in 15 minutes
Me: what
rupindah:
do you ever think about how weird sleeping is like your body just gets so sluggish it shuts down and you enter a state of unconsciousness where you have vague hallucinations and when you wake up you forget everything about it and a third of your life is wasted on it
October 2012
