November 2010
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, where a...
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
Singers' Yearbook Pictures (x
piamustacheyouaquestion:
50 cent
Benji Madden
Christina Aguilera
Eminem XD
Fergie
Gwen Stefani
Jay Z (lollll)
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Katy Perry
Kelly Clarkson
Ke$ha
Lil John XDD
Miley Cyrus
P Diddy
Rihanna
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift
Trace Cyrus XD
Oli Sykes OO:
P DIDDY AND KANYE LOOK...
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average...
otherhalfwhereareyou:
asdfghjklindy:
youdontwannamesswithmesweetie:
pjistheway:
jerybeanxo:
iloveyousuperman:
youweirdgirlyou:
fearlesskisses:
formyhero:
crustyvaginalips:
totally read that in her voice
Can’t not read this in her voice.
Yes.
I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BACK. I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BACK.
Never missed an episode of this.
This.
OMG BRING THIS BACK PLEASE
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If we sold these wristbands, would you buy them?
-coveritup:
The wristbands are debossed.
They’re an inch thick (except for the kids in love.)
WHERE CAN I GET THESE!?!?!?
If I had a follower for every time I think of you,...
