can i try a 30 day free trial of being dead
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
- Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
- Batman: I'M BACK!
- Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
- People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
“Oh, and the contingent from Westeros, such elaborate uniforms”
“And now the representatives of Mordor are simply walking in…”
“Now enters Princess Mia of Genovia.”
i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
Maybe my confetti is touching Benedict Cumberbatch’s.
Maybe mine is touching Tom Hiddleston’s
it’s like the unofficial official tumblr orgy we’ve always wanted